Guilty Pleasure: UnReal, the Fake Reality Show

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A very long time ago, before reality TV was called “unscripted,” before story producers tried to join the WGA to get the same respect from Hollywood as the rest of Hollywood, before it was a genre that got any respect at all, I met a reality TV producer at a party. At the time I was a young video producer, making the behind-the-scenes looks into films that you now see as bonus features on DVD’s and YouTube. I hated reality TV.

I asked her “How long do you think this fad will last?”

She laughed, even though I wasn’t kidding. “Forever, I hope. I need to pay my rent.”

The joke, obviously, was on me because that’s how I eventually paid my own rent. I have never enjoyed watching reality TV as most people think of it: dating shows and real housewives and Kardashians don’t interest me in the least. But on the few rarely-watched shows that I produced in some capacity, I was happy to take a paycheck, even if it meant working grueling days and overnights and dreaming in Avid tracks.

UnReal is a scripted series – let’s make that distinction very clear – that dramatizes the lives of the crew and cast involved in making a hit reality show. I was hooked after the first episode’s opening scene.

In a busy control room at the “Bachelor”-like mansion that is the set of the fake reality show “Everlasting,” the executive producer barks orders, the AD’s repeat her, the crew spins into action, and thus a new season of America’s favorite dating competition begins. Meanwhile, all the side-eye and wisecracking of the crew is the focus here, and that’s a world I lived in for not very long, but long enough that someone yelling “Speed!” makes me shut right up so I don’t ruin the take.

Now that reality TV is so entrenched in our culture, and thousands and thousands of shows have been produced since its beginnings, enough people have worked on, are working on, or know someone who is working on or has worked on a reality show that there’s a nice target audience built right in for UnReal. But the storytelling is strong and melodramatic enough that the series can be entertaining for any watcher, even those far removed from the weird subculture-within-a-subculture that is reality TV, or if you’re being precious about it, “unscripted.”

There are love triangles, cattiness, first-class manipulation, lack of sleep and meals of potato chips, diet soda, and booze. There are also story lines about mental illness and suicide, eating disorders, race, feminism, mortality, and unwanted sexual advances. Naturally. No show I ever worked on was as dramatic, but who wants to watch a true-to-life drama about producers locked into little rooms watching 36 hours of footage to find one  nugget of action that will make it on air? The truth is boring. UnReal is not.

The stars of UnReal are Rachel and Quinn, a field producer and her seasoned boss, who manipulate each other as hard as they work the contestants on their reality show. The best scenes in the entire first season include the ones in which Quinn coaxes the super-bitch out of Rachel, who still has enough of a conscience to make her the show’s relatable hero. “I need my dragon well-rested,” Quinn tells Rachel, as she takes her off the clock and sends her to bed.

There’s plenty of sex and partying, but I couldn’t help wondering how Rachel and other crew members managed to get in the mood, exhausted and stinking as they must have felt after back-to-back 16-hour days.

I guess it’s youth. And also, it’s not real. That’s what makes UnReal so delicious.

UnReal
Season One
DVD – $26.98 from Lionsgate
January 26

Random Delightful Gift: the Toddy Wedge

Here’s a random product that I tried out this fall that I have been meaning to share with you: the Toddy Wedge.

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It’s just a little bean-bag filled triangle thingy that you can use to prop up your phone. There’s no charger or anything like that, and it’s soft and squishy. You can use it as a hacky sack, which my kids have done.

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All it does is prop up your phone. While that might seem simple, it is, but it makes a huge difference when I am using the phone to display a recipe as I cook, or to play music or podcasts while I am sitting at my desk.

The Toddy Wedge has these advertised features:

Support for your iPhone, E-Reader, GPS or gaming devices without removing the case
100% microfiber for wiping screens clear of smudges and fingerprints
Dual-sided: Plush side to clean and silky side to polish screens

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No need for messy liquids or sprays that can harm your screen
Antimicrobial coating, preventing the build up of mold and mildew
Washable, air dry
Proudly Made in the USA

It’s only $14.99 plus about $4 shipping (for First Class mail) and the website takes PayPal. I unexpectedly love mine – anyone who receives a Wedge as a gift will likely do the same.

I received a free Wedge to facilitate this feature.

Rug, Reunited. COIT Rug Cleaning Review

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In 2004 I purchased a beautiful, enormous, and very expensive (to me) area rug for the living room in our house in Northridge. Our couches were red, the walls were a very light peach color, almost white, and the floor was parquet, installed by hand by my husband, in the days before we had children to get in the way of such projects. The space was very big and in my opinion demanded the perfect area rug. I fell in love with this design at Crate and Barrel, but naturally it was way out of my league, cost-wise, so I stalked this rug for months, visiting it whenever I happened by a store, touching it, feeling it, telling it that someday we’d be together. I saved money every month and checked its price online often. Eventually it went on sale, and in the fall it finally came to live in our house, perfectly tying the elements of the room together.

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Even though our decor changed when we moved to Agoura Hills, the rug was still perfect because of its multicolored design. But for the last three years, as we gradually painted the dark oak paneling white in our living room (click here to see the before and after photos), the rug was rolled up and stored in the garage. It suffered from neglect, the dust of a thousand things, dryer lint floating in the air, and two unfortunate toilet explosions that drained through the garage to the street.

I had given up on it, sadly, and was getting ready to list it on Freecycle for a new loving owner to come save it. But when I sat with the rug to start writing a description for the free site, I fell in love with it again. I decided to get it cleaned – something I really don’t often do. It was the perfect opportunity to try out COIT Services, a name that I have known forever because how can you miss it living in Los Angeles? But I had never hired them for a cleaning service.

COIT picks up area rugs for cleaning at their facility in Monrovia. The workers who picked up the rug came early on a Saturday morning, right when they said they would come. I was surprised – I was still in my jammies! I asked them to discard the nasty rug underlay that didn’t really help keep the rug in place anymore and just collected more dirt. They promised to have the rug back soon, and later that day a rep called to tell me the date it would arrive.

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On the appointed day a different worker, let’s called him Randy because that is his name, arrived. I had prepared for the rug’s delivery by moving all the furniture out of the way with my husband that morning. The kids were home when Randy came so they were excited to watch the big rollout. We could tell Randy’s done this a million times because he basically flicked this enormous rug out with one hand, it seemed, and smoothed it out expertly. He said that every time he does this, kids and dogs enjoy frolicking over the newly cleaned rug. Mine were no exception.

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Randy helped me put all the furniture back in place. The rug looks great – almost like new, no stains, no dust, just colorful and lovely, like it used to be. It’s tying the decor of the room together once again, new colors and all. Now I feel like I need to upgrade my furniture – or at least get it cleaned – to match.

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COIT’s price for area rug cleaning depends on the type of rug, but ranges from $2.50 – $4.50 per square foot, plus a $25 service fee that covers gas and proper disposal of wastewater. They are currently running a 40% off special!

I received a complimentary rug cleaning to facilitate this feature.