Spa File: Glen Ivy Hot Springs, the Amusement Park for Grownups

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Glen Ivy Hot Springs charges admission – more than Magic Mountain – to let you in the gates of this wonderland spa, and while that might seem unusual, well…it is. But it’s worth it.

Admission gets you into the Disneyland of spas – a maze of pools, palm trees, treatment rooms, and servers who bring you drinks, right to your spot in the pool. Services like massages and facials are extra, but you could spend the whole day just lounging around. I made the 2-hour drive to Corona to spend a day there with my friend Desiree (who posted about it here, with more enticing photos).

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We started by soaking in a few of the pools, then each went in for our massages. My massage was very relaxing. I could have ended the day right then and there, but this place charges admission, plus I had driven 2 hours. And I had a hall pass to be on my own for the day. If I close my eyes and think of a happy place, this is it.

IMG_5837Post-massage, post-lunch, post-cocktail. Happy place indeed.

There’s a certain order you’re supposed to “take the waters.” The natural hot springs, the salt baths, the cool pool. And “Club Mud,” a pool of  murky water with a plinth of clay at its center – people scoop a handful of the clay off of the main lump, rub it all over the body, and then wait for it to dry like a full body mask. On this day there was a special event. Every 15 minutes an attendant would assembled mud-covered crowd into lines and spray them down with castille soap suds with a giant hose. I did all of this, and then we showered it off. Castille soap is very soft. I had no idea.

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A special experience takes place underground in “The Grotto,” where polo-shirt-wearing young women paint your body with warm moisturizer. It’s supposed to rub the lotion on its skin for 10 minutes, then shower it all off, then sit on a rock ledge in an underground cavern like a set from Land of the Lost, drinking tea and eating fresh cold apples. I just followed Desiree through all the motions because she’s been there before, but I was definitely confused. Still, I found it very pleasant.

A more bizarre, more relaxing experience I cannot imagine. Plus experiencing it all with a friend I hardly ever get to see was great. I didn’t even mind the 2-hour drive back home that I had ahead of me. I rolled in around 9:30, kissed everyone hello, and went straight to bed. Best day ever.

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I received complimentary admission to facilitate this feature. All photos except the top one are by Desiree Eaglin.

 

Staycation in Oxnard

IMG_2490For a short trip to a nice, affordable beachside town, consider Oxnard.

I know. It was a surprise to me too. But when Aunt Kathy and Aunt “Zoo” came from out of town and booked a suite at the Residence Inn there, I shrugged my shoulders and said “Why not?”

There really isn’t a reason why not. But there are plenty of reasons why.

The Beach – the beaches in Oxnard are rimmed with miles of white sand. The waves crash big and cold. There are two harbors to stroll along – Channel Islands and Ventura. On this trip with the kids, the evenings and days were a bit windy, so we favored Oxnard Beach Park with its imaginative play structures, vast stretches of grass, tumbling dunes, and endless beach.

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The Residence Inn is on the edge of the River Ridge golf course (which is not at all the same property so if you are tempted to take a shortcut by walking on the golf course, don’t). Arranged in a condo village pattern, this property has tennis courts, several pools, and a vast ballroom for conferences and events. One penthouse suite was enough to house three adults and two kids. There is a loft with a double bed, a bedroom with a king bed, a sofa with a pullout double bed, and two bathrooms. There is a sitting area for a “living room” and a kitchenette. Our room was pretty close to a small hot tub, but there were also several pools with more hot tubs just short walks away.

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It’s pretty tough to get a room there in the summertime, though, because the Dallas Cowboys take over the entire property for summer training. The sales rep who walked around with me dropped this casually into our conversation, but I kept stopping her to get more information about this. I mean, what?! A professional football team takes over…a Residence Inn, in Oxnard? Apparently it’s true, and also I am one of the last people on Earth to learn about it.

Points of interest, aside from the beach, include every major street around there because of all the fruit stands because of all the farms. We bought the last flat of strawberries off a truck by the side of the road that tasted like they jumped right off the plants. We also found a historic old Woolworth Building that now houses a little museum and a cafe right at Woolworth’s old lunch counter called Fresh and Fabulous.

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This is a good spot if you are a golfer, (and if you like football and golf, try footgolf) but I also enjoyed it as a person who likes to walk. The days we spent there were balmy and gorgeous, and I strolled to a local park that was deserted except for one old lady who was doing laps around me.

green spaces near oxnard residence innBetween the hotel pool, the beach, and some driving around, we were tired enough each night to go to bed early, rising again early the next day eager to plunder the complimentary buffet breakfast.

Oxnard, everybody. Now you know!

Raya at the Ritz-Carltzon, Laguna Niguel

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View from our table. If you need me, I’ll be right here. At least in my imagination.

Perhaps the most delicious thing I have ever eaten in my entire life was served to me this spring at Raya.

I am only 42 years old, and for most of my life I consumed bland, processed American style foods. It is only within the last ten years that I have branched out a bit and tasted more adventurous flavors. I do this especially when hosted by restaurants, as I was on this occasion at Raya. After all, I figure, these people have gone to great lengths to impress me. I might as well pay them the compliment of tasting their preparations, even if the ingredients are items that I might have shied away from otherwise.

And so it was that on my first trip to Raya several years ago I tasted octopus carpaccio. That dish, I’m afraid to say, was not among the top ten tastes of my life, although it was spectacularly presented and my husband, a seafood lover, was quite impressed.

No, on this evening with my dear friend Melanie (whose tastes are more refined than my own) early last month, at a sunset-side table perched above the Pacific Ocean, tended to by the world’s nicest server and chef, I practically licked clean a bowl of lobster bisque poured over a 63-degree egg, whipped avocado, and spongy cubes of queso fresco.

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I do like lobster bisque, but this was unusual, intriguing, and induced groans of delight in both of us. I had not known about the 63-degree egg, that it is a thing in restaurants now like pork belly was a thing year or so ago. It doesn’t matter what thing is en vogue, for me. I just like what I like when I like it.

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This is Melanie. She is very happy. I’m making the same face behind the camera.

And everything our server set before us was something I liked, starting with a crisp white wine to toast the sunset, a basket of fresh gluten-free Brazilian cheese bread rolls, spongy delights of airy dough served with goat butter, ricotta spread, and tomato jam. Sea bass and ahi tuna ceviche served with plantain & yuca chips. Rock shrimp quesadillas with whipped avocado aioli and a thick marinara-like salsa.

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Sea scallops with pork belly in a pool of sweet creamy polenta with perfect little sprigs of cilantro, snap peas, and heirloom grape tomatoes that taste like spring itself. (These were favorites over the mushroom huarache, whose ingredients were all so very promising, but the combo came up short of its table-mates.)

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And because our server knew it would be a mistake for us to have never tasted Raya’s truffle manchego fries, she brought us an entire basket. “Oh well,” we sighed, “it is our job to make room for these, isn’t it?” Somehow we found it, and we were very happy we did. Truffle is a taste I reserve for indulgent moments. Come to think of it, so are French fries. Together, with Raya’s homemade chipotle aioli, they make a most satisfying indulgence indeed.

And then, dessert.

Many superlatives came out of our mouths that evening about the things we put into them, and a lot of those happened during dessert. The California Citrus Torte is served with strawberry margarita sorbet (my favorite dessert flavor among all of this), a thin white chocolate wafer, Veuve Cliquot jello cubes (what?!), lemon grass, and a sprinkle of what looked like white chocolate chips at first but were made out of malted milk.

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We also sampled (um, and devoured completely) the sorbet trio: raspberry, passion fruit, and coconut. All three were fresh and delicious and tasted like the embodiment of their names.

Raya delivers the style, service, and taste you would expect from a dinner inside a Ritz-Carlton. If you go out to a fancy dinner only once every few years, do it here. It is an experience you will not forget.

Raya at the Ritz-Carlton, Laguna Niguel
One Ritz-Carlton Drive
Dana Point, CA 92629
(949) 240-2000
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